Friday, June 11, 2010

The BP Solution

BP has found the perfect solution to the oil disaster that has murdered 11 people, made 71 ill, is making species of animal life extinct, is destroying the ways of life of millions, is committing genocide against the Atakapa-Ishak peoples, causing ecological damage that will last lifetimes if not longer, etc.

PUBLIC RELATIONS!

Yes, BP is trying to put a positive spin on the most horrific corporate caused disaster ever.

This is the face of the enemy. BP's head crime boss, Tony Hayward, CEO of BP.

Tony Hayward is quoted as saying he just wants his life back. Fuck the lives of the 11 he murdered. Fuck the lives of the 71 currently ill (more on the way). Fuck the lives of those involved in the fishing industry. Fuck the lives of the people of the Gulf Coast. Fuck the lives of the birds and fishes. Fuck the life of the ocean. Fuck the life of the world. Tony. poor multi-millionaire billionaire Tony Hayward. Will somebody think of Tony Hayward. Will somebody help protect the billions of dollars he makes every year. We must think of Tony, and fuck everybody and everything else.

Tony Hayward, ladies and gentlemen. One of the faces of the enemy.

You know the Obomber administration will let this mass murdering criminal go, of course, because the U.S. government is involved and is also a mass murdering criminal as well.

2 comments:

  1. But...but..He looks so cute and innocent! A cherubic face that reminds me of Paul McCartney. And, no one wants this oil thingy over with more than Tony - he wants his life back!

    Shusli

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  2. He looks almost like Frodo! Kind, innocent, wise, Frodo. GANDALF! NOW THERE'S THE REAL SOLUTION! WE'LL GET GANDALF TO FIX IT!

    You are so funny, Shusli.

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